At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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