never play flip cup with pint glasses
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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