I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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