I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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