I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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