If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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