im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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