im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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