awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
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