Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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