I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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