I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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