It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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