I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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