I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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