i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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