better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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