I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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