It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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