He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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