In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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