on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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