Christians are straight up FREAKS
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
No subtext here. People are naked.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Randomize
