Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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