pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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