I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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