Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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