i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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