do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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