the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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