All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you win again, gameday.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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