is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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