my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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