he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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