Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize