At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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