I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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