Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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