the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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