Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
they're like a gay fantastic four
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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