i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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