Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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