where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This girl is more easily done than said...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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