This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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