ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just got carded by a ten year old.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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