we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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