I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
