i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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