I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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