They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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