normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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