I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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