If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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