They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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