OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Randomize
