You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Randomize
